- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Yellow People !!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

LET

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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