- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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