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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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