What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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