What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

haha Otarts was here

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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