- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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