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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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