Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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