- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Yo mama so fat.

what's the difference between a duck?

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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