- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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