when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Your sex life.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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