- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Your Mom

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do I hate? people

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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