- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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