Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Politics

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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* anti-punchline

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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