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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Your life

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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