- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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