- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Rush Limbaugh

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Where's my baby??

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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