- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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