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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Justin Bieber

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

WILLY

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

okay so theres this guy.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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