what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

sky's sty

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

hextech crafting too opieop

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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