- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

your mom gave me head.....phones

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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