A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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I am quite mature.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What is the name of the car? What

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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