Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

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