- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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