Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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