- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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