- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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