- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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