- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Guess what? AIDS!

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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