What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Turkeys are obese

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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