- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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