What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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