whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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