- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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