So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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