- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Cheese

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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