- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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