- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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