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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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