How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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