My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Anti Joke

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