that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A Serbian Film

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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