- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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