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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

João Duarte reads this.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What is my name? I dont know

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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