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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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