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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Irish sobriety

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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