- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??