- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the new green? Green

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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