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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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