- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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