Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

The cream, it is coming

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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