- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

if you don't like this you're gay

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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