What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Women drivers...

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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I agree

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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