-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A penis walks into a bar..

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

haha black people :D

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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