You sick fiend

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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hi michael

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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