why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Your Mom The End.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Suck pussy

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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