A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

You sick fiend

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

DON"T READ THIS!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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