How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

The holocaust

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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