- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Boob

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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