- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??