So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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