why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Sarah Palin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What comes after 69? 70

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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