- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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