your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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willam dafoe

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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i hate non minorities!

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Anti Joke

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