What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Everybody will die

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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