- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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