Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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13 =B you just learned something

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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