- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Irish sobriety

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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