a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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