- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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