- Anti Joke

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia