I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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