- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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