- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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