What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Heskey time.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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