Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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