Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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