- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

I'm HIV positive.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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