Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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your life

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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