Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Justin Beiber

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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