what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

i like men but im not gay

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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