- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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