a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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