Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Jordan is pregant

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

once upon a time, it snowed

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

i saw amango it splootered

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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