- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call double A's? Batteries

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??