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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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