- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Women's Rights.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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