Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Jesus Christ

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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