How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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It's all Taggart

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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