What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Are you a tree

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

i keep getting thumbs down...

Pickles are moist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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