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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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