What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What's 1+1? 69.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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