Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Your mom.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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