Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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