- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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