What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Connor is homosexuaI

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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