Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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