- Anti Joke

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.