- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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