Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Pickles are powerful

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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