- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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