- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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